- mom: *calls my name*
- me: what
- mom:
- me: what
- mom:
- me: what
- mom:
- me: what
- mom: *yells my name*
- me: what
- mom: WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME
whenever someone says “friend zone” i just picture this alternate dimension full of friends
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
(via patrickwrocks)
MY EMOTIONS.
Hello!